The Mugwumpery

The December IEEE Spectrum has an article about online game “cheaters” and “gold farmers” who use bots or cheap labor to earn virtual money, which they exchange for real money, and how bad this all is.

According to the article:

For example, in Ultima Online, gamers can make money by cooking and selling chickens to tavern keepers. Thurman programmed his characters to buy raw birds from the butcher and then prepare the food. Ordinarily, a gamer can cook only one bird at a time, but Thurman automated the process so that his 30 PCs could cook as many as 500 birds at a time; he sold them in huge quantities to the taverns.

Chinese “gold farmers” earn virtual money the old-fashioned way:

Unlike Thurman, the Chinese workers actually do go out into the “worlds” and game. But they do so in teams, which gives them a distinct advantage in certain situations. For example, they can gang up on giant monsters whose slaughter will be rewarded with big piles of gold.

I wonder what’s so bad about this? Imagine for a moment that this was happening in the real world – the result is there’s plenty of yummy chicken in the taverns, and fewer dangerous monsters running loose. Who could complain?

OK, maybe the game is less fun when people can just buy stuff (with real money) instead of earning it in the game. But it seems to me that’s more a problem with the way the game works than with the “cheaters”.

Yet I wonder – isn’t this what people are complaining about when somebody invents a machine that “puts people out of work” or brings in low-paid immigrant labor? How dare they make sure there’s plenty of yummy grapes at the supermarket, or cheap clothing to keep poor people warm?

The world still gets the yummy grapes (or widgets, whatever), and the people who are “put out of work” get to do something more useful with their lives than pick grapes or weave cloth all day (like, say, making something new that hadn’t been made before). Seems like a win-win all around to me.

I guess there are people who will complain about anything.